Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Online Motor Vehicle Records?

Somewhere, there's a company who needs someone like me. Maybe it's a delivery service, maybe it's a messenger service, maybe it's a store or shop... Something like that; they need people like me. They need me because I'm smart enough to know that it's not a good idea to read a book on top of the steering wheel at seventy-plus miles an hour.

Seriously, if your job involves answering phones, greeting walk-in traffic, or listening for alarms, then you can probably read a book at work. If your job involves driving down the highway, reading a book at work is not advisable, and nobody should have to tell you that. It's common sense.

Hey, You, Yeah You in the Green GM Van with Oklahoma COMMERCIAL plates, C19-404, read this and pay attention: That crazy b!tch in the white Ford who honked at you on Highway 20 between Collinsville and Skiatook, she wasn't just honkin' the horn to be honkin', she was honkin' because she couldn't get through to "#DUI" on her cell phone. And don't go givin' her that nasty look 'cause she had the phone to her ear at highway speed -- you were reading a friggin' BOOK while driving, for feck's sake!! What, were you driving by ear??? It's certain you weren't watching the road... Driving by feel? Driving by ESP??

How's the pay?? I want your job. If they'll hire you, looks like they'll hire anybody -- and I'm already qualified, I've driving without a book for years.

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