Fun With Telemarketers...
After the third ring, a voice that I'd almost bet was coming from a true Blonde came on the line with "This is April, I'm calling on the photocopy machine that's there in the office..."
How could I resist?
"No you're not, you're calling on the Telephone, and we don't even have a photocopy machine here."
And then before I could get in any laughs with stories of locking trained monkeys in crates with boxes of Crayolas and reams of paper; before I could even get close to going into my usual anti-telemarketer schpiel; she hung up on me.