One More Thing...
This is not a restaurant, if you'd like a cold drink, I'm cool with that, but don't leave your empty cans on the counter. I don't get paid enough to clean up after you, I sell parts -- my job does not involve having to bus tables, the tips just aren't good enough. Yeah, I bet the tips aren't good when you're in actual restaurants either, are they?
This is also not a daycare, if you'd like to bring your kids with you, I'm cool with that just as long as you make sure they've got shoes on and aren't gonna sh!t on the floor; but don't leave 'em in here for me to watch. Trust me, I'm not the person you want watchin' your kid(s), I'm just not.
Okay, that's it, I'll quit for now.