Candid Camera?

More of what keeps me laughing at work:

Actual Phone Call, I answer and the caller says "Do you have any 78 Dodge Colts?"

And I reply, "No... I've never had a Dodge around here, we're handling 95-up Ford/Lincoln/Mercury."

Caller: "Oh, well, do you have any rocker arms off of em?"

Me: "No, I sure don't."

Caller: "Oh, well, I mean off a 95... Dodge... Colt... Rockers..."

Seriously, where's the camera? Where's the "This call may be monitored for training or entertainment purposes?"

And who the hell wants to put used rockers on anything???

More later. _\,,/